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Dude, did you just say that out loud?

The 811-word gaffe:

In a piece on The Times of Israel site headlined “When Genocide is Permissible,” the New York-based blogger waited until the end of his 811-word diatribe to deliver his damning thesis statement:

“I will conclude with a question for all the humanitarians out there,” Gordon writes. “Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu clearly stated at the outset of this incursion that his objective is to restore a sustainable quiet for the citizens of Israel. We have already established that it is the responsibility of every government to ensure the safety and security of its people. If political leaders and military experts determine that the only way to achieve its goal of sustaining quiet is through genocide, is it then permissible to achieve those responsible goals?”

Within moments, outraged reactions began pouring in on Twitter—including one from this writer—and shortly after, the post was taken down.

The first rule of IDF Fight Club is there is no IDF Fight Club.
The second rule is, “They started it….”

Why does Amanda Carpenter hate children and love torture?


Amanda Carpenter, writer of Cruz speeches, hater of special needs children,  really seems to get butthurt every time the President speaks or does something:

I’d say she is having a bad week, but I’m pretty sure she’s this dumb 24/7/365.

Area Taco Bell manager says ‘no mas’ to Mexicans

A former general manager at Taco Bell has sued the Mexican fast food restaurant, claiming she was fired from her position because she hired Hispanic employees.

The lawsuit claims that Taco Bell operations leader, Mark Lewis, visited O’Connell location “and saw a Hispanic employee by the name of Feliciano Romero. Lewis remarked to plaintiff, ‘Didn’t I tell you not to hire Hispanics?’ or words to that effect.”

Well, it’s not like it’s real Mexican food anyway…

Why does Amanda Carpenter hate special needs kids?

Meet Amanda Carpenter, speechwriter and adviser to Ted Cruz:


Here is a tweet Carpenter sent out today:


Here is the story behind the Katy Perry concert:

President Barack Obama says the Special Olympics and its athletes represent values like pride, dignity and teamwork that offer lessons for all people.

Obama is marking the 46th anniversary of the Special Olympics with a dinner and celebration at the White House. He’s praising athletes who have gone on to contribute to their communities in various ways after competing in the Special Olympics.

Professional athletes, A-list celebrities and singers like Stevie Wonder and Katy Perry are gathering in a specially decorated East Room for the occasion. Perry plans to perform later in the evening.

Amanda Carpenter is a dick.

h/t Oliver Willis

Wheels within wheels, man…

Oh Jeebus, the 9/11 truthers are going to have a field day with this:

Scientists have found the secrets of the old ship unearthed in 2010 under the ruins of the Twin Towers. First, the large vessel—buried under 22 feet (6.7 meters) of soil and wreckage—was built around the same time the Declaration of Independence was signed. There’s more—but there’s also one big mystery left unsolved.

By comparing the wood’s ring patterns with the historical record, researchers at Columbia’s Tree Ring Lab led by Dr Martin-Benito found that the ship was built in a Philadelphia shipyard around 1773. Most importantly, the rings matched samples from Independence Hall—the building where the founding fathers signed both the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution of the United States.

Obviously, 9/11 was an inside job committed by Freemason Founding Fathers —who were all cryogenically frozen and who also happen to be alien lizard people — attempting to unearth their steampunk space galleon in order to return to their home planet.

There really can be no other explanation.

Department of Really Bad Ideas That Could Go Horribly Horribly Wrong


George Zimmerman, the former neighborhood watch volunteer acquitted in the shooting death of teenager Trayvon Martin, told police he was working night security at a Florida gun dealer after being discovered sitting in his truck outside the store after midnight Sunday evening.

According to the Daytona Beach News-Journal, Zimmerman was questioned in front of Pompano Pat’s, a retailer specializing in guns, ammunition, and motorcycles located in Deland.

According to  Sgt. Chris Estes, “He said he had permission from Pat Johnson to do night security but our officers could not make contact with Pat Johnson to verify that so we did an information report.”


The gun sales manager at Pompano Pat’s said Zimmerman is not employed by the the shop.

“George Zimmerman is not an employee of the business and he is not getting paid in any way, shape or form by Pompano Pat’s,” Sam Porter said.

(Image via Gorilla Pig)

Hey preachers, leave them kids alone…

Well, this is quite disturbing…

Children’s Christian revivals.

Evangelical Christians around the globe are increasingly holding large children’s revivals where they practice a disturbing ritual called “anointing by the holy spirit,” “being slain by the holy spirit,” “catching the holy ghost,” or “falling out.”

It is intimidating, physically coercive, deeply stressful, and emotionally manipulative. Children are under tremendous pressure to cooperate, to mimic the adults’ bizarre behaviors, and to avoid being judged unworthy, disappointing, or worse, under Satan’s spell.

By the way, these same people want to have a say about your health and reproductive choices.

Ammosexuals scared limp by lady boobs

Come and Take It Texas, a group affiliated with the open carry movement, is complaining that topless protestors are ruining their monthly walks in support of gun rights.

They are being “trolled by skanky topless libtards,” one post on the group’s Facebook page reads. Another post identifies the counter-protestors as members of Moms Demand Action for Gun Sense in America (MDA), even though they made no claim to being affiliated with that organization.

The topless counter-protestors carried signs that read, “You realize that everyone thinks you’re overcompensating for your teeny tiny ‘gun’ right?” and “Boobs for peace.” The women confronted the open carry advocates and said that as long as they openly carried their weapons, the counter-protestors would bare their breasts.

Man brings knife to gunfight, Guess what happens next. Go on, guess…

A 50-year-old Queens man was killed after bringing an ornamental dagger to a gun fight over a crack deal gone bad, police and the man’s roommate said Saturday.

The victim, identified by his roommate as Jose (Joey) Feliciano, became enraged when a 32-year-old man visiting his apartment in the Woodside Houses on Broadway around 11 p.m. Friday refused to front him some crack, cops said.

Feliciano grabbed a decorative dagger off the wall and chased his dealer into the building’s lobby, police said.

“I grabbed him and tried to stop him, but he pulled away,” said Feliciano’s roommate, Richard Fischer, 54.

As Feliciano lunged with the sword, the drug dealer whipped out a gun and shot his assailant in front of the apartment complex.

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